Passive aggressive bullshit

[vicarz]

I've decided to put my money where my mouth is. I'm sick of on-line 'life,' I'm sick of being positive, and I'm damn sick of being small. Therefore, I've decided to stop just training and start fighting. If anyone so much as fucking looks at me sideways, I'm going to knock them the fuck out. If I already don't like you I'll hit you for the fuck of it. Cold cocked, followed by yelling, it don't matter.

I know I'm little, but I figure if I just keep fighting I'll start winning more and more as I learn. Soon I'll be unbeatable. Bitch. Plus, once people realize I'll go to task on them - they'll stop bsing me behind my back and on-line. God, I think I have a hard-on already.

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[vicar.livejournal.com]

Well I had to have something to show that the preceding was meant as a funny. I'm just enough of an asshat / moron to make it all believable!