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[vicarz]

I'm 36. No, it's not my fucking birthday so shut up.

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[oontzgrrl.livejournal.com]

Are you really? I thought we were the same age. Oh well. You don't look it, and I'm shallow, so in my opinion that's all that matters. :)

[vicar.livejournal.com]

That's not just your opinion, but when I smile I look like a raisin. Funny though - I've never been in such good shape in my life (mentally, physically). I'm quite ok with this whole aging process thingy.

[oontzgrrl.livejournal.com]

I am sure this is a rare thing for a woman to feel, but I am actually looking forward to aging a bit. (as long as I age well) It's tough being tiny, female, with big eyes. Nobody takes you seriously. Combine that with the fact that most people assume I am around 23 and it gets annoying from time to time. Also, I find a few laugh lines on a woman really sexy. It shows a certain amount of living has taken place.

[vicar.livejournal.com]

I have that in common with you - you like lines on a woman's face, and I love doing lines off of a hooker's ass! No matter how tired they are, the razor always makes them nervous...

You can get laugh lines easy - just expose your face to the sun and squint a lot!

I'm so helpful...

[oontzgrrl.livejournal.com]

See as much as I am pro ass, I prefer to do MY lines off of the washboard stomachs of brazilian pool boys.

[vicar.livejournal.com]

Ok we do have too much in common. However, on the positive side we could definately vacation well together.

[oontzgrrl.livejournal.com]

We'd be like a much better looking version of Ab Fab. I plan to go to Brazil in a year or two. I'll be sure to let you know when I do.