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May. 11th, 2004 11:10 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Saw the doctor, was given drugs. She thinks that it is very likely I reacted and still react to the anti-inflamatory thingy. The effects, much to my surprise, can last a month. I'm supposed to suck claritin for a bit, but should be fine from now on. Enough with the insane health weirdness!
You know I can blame hte whole thing on law school. The chain goes like this:
1) Law school causes stress
2) Stress causes the muscles in my neck to stay tense for days
3) The tense neck got so bad it was injured sitting still in a chair (snap)
4) The injury caused nerve damage, which I'm stuck with for some time (I miss my boob)
5) The treatment for that injury was with a drug that caused an allergic reaction
6) Those allergic reactions continue to this day, and have cost me comfort, happiness, and time from work - effects of which I will feel for weeks.
That's right - I'm suing law school for the whole bundle!
PS I'm fucking kidding
I have developed a new racial prejudice - I like and trust black doctors (black from the US, not black from africa with dog-shit breath).
You know I can blame hte whole thing on law school. The chain goes like this:
1) Law school causes stress
2) Stress causes the muscles in my neck to stay tense for days
3) The tense neck got so bad it was injured sitting still in a chair (snap)
4) The injury caused nerve damage, which I'm stuck with for some time (I miss my boob)
5) The treatment for that injury was with a drug that caused an allergic reaction
6) Those allergic reactions continue to this day, and have cost me comfort, happiness, and time from work - effects of which I will feel for weeks.
That's right - I'm suing law school for the whole bundle!
PS I'm fucking kidding
I have developed a new racial prejudice - I like and trust black doctors (black from the US, not black from africa with dog-shit breath).
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Date: 2004-05-11 11:44 am (UTC)Guy pulls rope
rope rings bell
bell scares chicken
checken lays egg
egg rolls down shoot
egg hits bobbing bird
bird taps lever
lever moves carrot
carrot entices mouse
mouse runs on wheel
wheel turns crank
crank moves knife
knife cuts of head of reporter who won't do his fucking job the way he's supposed to and keeps pissing me off...
oh wait crank turns fan fan cools driver.