vicarz | (no subject)

I am going to post 20 or more times today.
This is the very coolest response I have seen to a post ever. Got a stalker? Let your friends show their loyalty, experience, and wit!

I figured out what you reminded me of!

So back when XXXLJNAMEXXX and I first met, she had an AOL Personals ad that asked for goth/industrial people in XXXAREAXXX who were looking for friends and people to meet at shows and such. What she would GET were a lot of slightly overweight, balding, middle-aged Mediterranean men who would write her email volunteering a lot of unasked-for personal information, providing nothing that indicated they were the kind of person she would be interested in meeting, then usually a solicitation for a face-to-face meeting. They invariably thought they were witty, rich, attractive, whatever, but they were all dorks, and I would ghostwrite really nasty responses to them until they got the hint and went away.

I mean, she didn't ask me to write this, but she also hasn't added you to her friends list, so I would put cash monies on my assumption being correct.

With XXXACTIVITIESXXX, she doesn't have time for herself, let alone her friends. You're a stranger, and so she probably can't even muster the energy to hate you, she just doesn't care at all - or she'd have told you to fuck off herself. But hey, this is a job I'm not only good at, but experienced with. You could ask her yourself, but I doubt she even reads what you write anymore.

And, before you go crybaby on me, you don't have an AIM name listed, or I'd have said this there rather than humiliate you in psuedo-public. I, however, have one: XXXAIMNAMEXXX. So, don't leave any more of a smear here; if you need to rebutt, do it to me in private. Or I'll get really mean.

I am happily fucking amused. Names removed to protect the stalked. Credit happily given if desired but I thought I'd make it vague just in case.