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[vicarz]

Another "I love my job" post:

From a recent email - "[Employee] was arrested either over the weekend or on Monday for impersonating a Federal Marshall. It appears he got drunk, went up to a gated house in [location], flashed his [badge] and told them that he was a Federal Marshall...He called in sick on Monday and Tuesday and told the [supervisor] that he had an alcohol problem and wanted to be committed...His father died a couple of months ago and was cremated, and he told his union rep that he ate his dad’s ashes over the weekend..."

Me, I'm tokin on more candy cigarettes: Lucky Lights

Comments

[seth6666.livejournal.com]

"he told his union rep that he ate his dad’s ashes over the weekend"

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...


Can't stop laughing....

help meeee.....

-S

[joanarkham.livejournal.com]

How many carbs in that?

[seth6666.livejournal.com]

as many as i WANT fucker!!!!!!!!!!

;)

-S

[gothiccripple.livejournal.com]

Ate...his.....father's........ashes....

*falls over laughing*

[mpeace.livejournal.com]

Some butter, sugar, an egg... Bake at 350...

Daddy Cake!

[thefeline.livejournal.com]

Now that's a case I would have liked to have served jury duty on...::smirk::

Hmmm...if you eat someone's ashes...would that be cannibalism? Hrmm...

[shadow27.livejournal.com]

i think so. i seem to recall a cannibal tribe that would put the ashes in soup and then everyone would drink it. but those are uncivilized heathens, this here's an american so he's probably just a freak.

[thefeline.livejournal.com]

Or his last name is "Donner"...hehehe. Okay...bad joke...well...semi-bad ;)

You are just a wealth of information these days! Yay! :)

[kernelpanic.livejournal.com]

I'm glad these people don't work for the government or anything...


Oh... hold it...