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Definitions of unicorn:
1) Bi-girl that will do a 3some with a mixed gender couple (presume straight male).
2) Person in the gym who uses the "pussy pad" on squats, but goes to or below parallel (any weight whatsoever).
3) What I call Janna's roommate (because she listens to super feminine music holed up in her room all the time, and while cute as hell, she's sort of...arty-hippie-esque in a sweet / nonpretentious way that outright confuses me).
4) Brightly colored cake
I just left the gym which was full of unicorns.
Thanks to fucking Vlad I'm listening to a bunch of nugoth music (running as youtube videos in the background on other tabs whilst I wrote this and to a friend)
Played with dogs, drank beer, talked to people, slept while the sun was up. Nonlinear phrases communicated grammatically liberal. Thunder outside. I smell like my own sweat and am underdressed for most formal occasions.
1) Bi-girl that will do a 3some with a mixed gender couple (presume straight male).
2) Person in the gym who uses the "pussy pad" on squats, but goes to or below parallel (any weight whatsoever).
3) What I call Janna's roommate (because she listens to super feminine music holed up in her room all the time, and while cute as hell, she's sort of...arty-hippie-esque in a sweet / nonpretentious way that outright confuses me).
4) Brightly colored cake
I just left the gym which was full of unicorns.
Thanks to fucking Vlad I'm listening to a bunch of nugoth music (running as youtube videos in the background on other tabs whilst I wrote this and to a friend)
Played with dogs, drank beer, talked to people, slept while the sun was up. Nonlinear phrases communicated grammatically liberal. Thunder outside. I smell like my own sweat and am underdressed for most formal occasions.
