Unicorn

[vicarz]

Definitions of unicorn:
1) Bi-girl that will do a 3some with a mixed gender couple (presume straight male).
2) Person in the gym who uses the "pussy pad" on squats, but goes to or below parallel (any weight whatsoever).
3) What I call Janna's roommate (because she listens to super feminine music holed up in her room all the time, and while cute as hell, she's sort of...arty-hippie-esque in a sweet / nonpretentious way that outright confuses me).
4) Brightly colored cake

I just left the gym which was full of unicorns.

Thanks to fucking Vlad I'm listening to a bunch of nugoth music (running as youtube videos in the background on other tabs whilst I wrote this and to a friend)

Played with dogs, drank beer, talked to people, slept while the sun was up. Nonlinear phrases communicated grammatically liberal. Thunder outside. I smell like my own sweat and am underdressed for most formal occasions.

Comments

[seaopaque.livejournal.com]

"pussy pad" = oof

I smell like my own sweat and am underdressed for most formal occasions. = You have a way with words.

[vicar.livejournal.com]

Yeah that's one of the (few) misoggy terms that still floats around. But...it's a hell of a combination of words, and we all take pride in our saddle marks. I used to use it when I squatted on a smith machine - yes I did that.

*bows*

[seaopaque.livejournal.com]

Googled smith machine. Missing reference/joke.

This entry grabbed my attention because I identify as a unicorn. Colour me appalled to not find myself as one of your definitions. I do fit into a couple of the other definitions, though, at least in part... Actually, I fit into all of them, if I stretch. Likely if I were doing squats I'd use the pad because I don't have giant/strong traps to put the bar on.

[vicar.livejournal.com]

A smith machine is sort of pointless - it's pretending to be free weight lifting, but ... isn't. You can lean, have no form, and in fact there is no natural movement of the bar or muscle development to keep the bar from moving improperly. Might as well use nautilus at that point.

I am sorry my unicorn definitions did not encompass you; however they were generally not flattering so...hooray!

The traps...I never thought of it that way. I developed a callous; I call it my tattoo.