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This week I went to Chicago to depose a lying scumbag. I heard he was a liar because in a mediation for EEO he flat out told them he knew they didn't discriminate, but this was a way for him to appeal his performance appraisal.

For ages I've kept a series of questions with the heading "If they really lie" and it was more joke than practice - I can't think of when I've asked them before. However this guy lied so much and so blatantly, and I caught him so often, I gave them a roll.

Understand he fell under follow up questions all the time.
Q - So what changed? A - I stopped visiting my friends.
Q - How often did you used to visit them? A - Every week.
Q - How often now? A - Never. I don't go out.
Q - Which friends? A - What? Q - Which friends, what are their names?
(argument ensues, ending with he names one name)
Q - Any others? A - No.
Q - Is this friend in the area? A - No, he moved away.
Q - When did he move? A - About 5 years ago.
See this is funny when you sue and claim as a symptom of your emotional damages...FOR A NORMAL RATING ON A PERFORMANCE APPRAISAL (the basis of the claim, and now alleged psyc damages) that at the longest happened 3 years ago.

So? I went down the yellow brick road to see how far he would lie. Pretty far. At the end he actually claimed, and this is a "personal best," that due to discrimination of getting mediocre performance appraisals, that he
Frequently loses his balance
Has blurry vision
Has loss of color vision.
Oh I am so proud of that one. Loss of color vision. Yeah baby.

In more important news to me, I finally managed not to miss the lever enough times at renfest to win the little stamp of "This guy blew a bunch of money proving to strangers that he's strong enough to ring a bell with a mallet by showing this star on a piece of scrap leather tied to a piece of yarn, what a moron" necklace. The one I have in diablo is better...

And I need to post pics from old rag because they showed me back to a washboard again. I didn't even get food poisoning!