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My mother is one lucky woman
Aug. 22nd, 2012 01:33 pmClick. Drag. Wait.
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I just sent you a warm e-birthday card...only I typed mine out.
José, who is a worthless horrible excuse for a son
(PS there is no actual e-card following - I thought "Gee, should I send an e-card? Isn't that worse than nothing? It's just a bunch of clicking. Well, I did once send her "guilt" for mother's day, so why not send her the clicking without the card. Heck, it would actually take more effort to describe the clicking than to ... hey that's so crazy it just might...hmm)
[[[YES I ACTUALLY SENT THIS, only after a phone call and several conversations about getting together for an actual visit. And yes, I once, for mother's day, just wrote the word "GUILT" and sent it to her. I think she had it framed...]]]
Click. Click-click. Click-click.
Wait.
Scroll, scrolls. Back. Scroll.
Click-click.
Click-click.
Wait.
Click-click.
Enter text in 6 fields.
Scroll past agreement without reading, click "ok."
Click.
I just sent you a warm e-birthday card...only I typed mine out.
José, who is a worthless horrible excuse for a son
(PS there is no actual e-card following - I thought "Gee, should I send an e-card? Isn't that worse than nothing? It's just a bunch of clicking. Well, I did once send her "guilt" for mother's day, so why not send her the clicking without the card. Heck, it would actually take more effort to describe the clicking than to ... hey that's so crazy it just might...hmm)
[[[YES I ACTUALLY SENT THIS, only after a phone call and several conversations about getting together for an actual visit. And yes, I once, for mother's day, just wrote the word "GUILT" and sent it to her. I think she had it framed...]]]
