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My crotch has curtains
Sep. 30th, 2010 08:34 amI just realized that today not only am I wearing PLEATED pants, but along with it I'm topping a MOCK turtleneck. I'm anti-gay in my choice of ugly clothing; only, I know I'm wearing fashion pathetic clothes. I work out like mad and enjoy the positive effect that has on my looks - but if your fetish is well dressed I'm not there.
I don't understand how pleated is less fashionable than flat - it seems as if would be the other way around. Shouldn't the gay...I mean fashion community mock flat pants?
"Nice look...in the 1900s. You do realize we have sewing machines now? It's no longer necessary to make pants from plain cloth and staple guns!"
You say 'pleated.' I propose 'penis drapes.'
I mean, pleated are fancy - fancy! The lovely V where my shapely legs rise to meet my most private of gifts, front and back, is accentuated with an inviting hint of hourglass. Mysteriously the fabric is bunched out flamboyantly around my crotch as if to say
"Here is something worth unveiling! Behold!
My crotch has curtains! Pull back the drapes and prepare to be awed!"
The mockneck is not justifiable. It's just an all black version of the baseball jersey, or the long-sleeve rock concert t-shirt. Button down is superior, with it's many pieces of cloth, non-iron-on-decal-ability, and inference that the owner is either willing to pay others to do his laundry or knows how to iron. I accept full fail on that - but chalk it up to being lazy and cheap. I score them for about $9.99-12 at Eddie Bauer, and fold them right out of the dryer. I don't tuck them in. It's a t-shirt with sleeves, but they let me wear them to work. I may not be wowing the fashion world, but I'll have more time and money when the fashion wars are over and the mock inherit the earth!
Billy...I mean Scott Pilgrim books are on sale on amazon for like $4 each. I want to get 2-6, but that's only about $20. Any ideas on what to buy at Amazon for about $5 to get free shipping?
I don't understand how pleated is less fashionable than flat - it seems as if would be the other way around. Shouldn't the gay...I mean fashion community mock flat pants?
"Nice look...in the 1900s. You do realize we have sewing machines now? It's no longer necessary to make pants from plain cloth and staple guns!"
You say 'pleated.' I propose 'penis drapes.'
I mean, pleated are fancy - fancy! The lovely V where my shapely legs rise to meet my most private of gifts, front and back, is accentuated with an inviting hint of hourglass. Mysteriously the fabric is bunched out flamboyantly around my crotch as if to say
"Here is something worth unveiling! Behold!
My crotch has curtains! Pull back the drapes and prepare to be awed!"
The mockneck is not justifiable. It's just an all black version of the baseball jersey, or the long-sleeve rock concert t-shirt. Button down is superior, with it's many pieces of cloth, non-iron-on-decal-ability, and inference that the owner is either willing to pay others to do his laundry or knows how to iron. I accept full fail on that - but chalk it up to being lazy and cheap. I score them for about $9.99-12 at Eddie Bauer, and fold them right out of the dryer. I don't tuck them in. It's a t-shirt with sleeves, but they let me wear them to work. I may not be wowing the fashion world, but I'll have more time and money when the fashion wars are over and the mock inherit the earth!
Billy...I mean Scott Pilgrim books are on sale on amazon for like $4 each. I want to get 2-6, but that's only about $20. Any ideas on what to buy at Amazon for about $5 to get free shipping?
