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Aug. 18th, 2010 03:29 pmWent to the warehouse theatre last night for http://wpfs.org/ - realized as I sat there this was the same place I saw the worst bellydance show I ever saw (and I've seen many bad ones). I am glad I went - it wasn't so much a musical as a really long awful 80s hair metal video. I want to say it was intentionally tongue in cheek, but it was just so uproariously bad I couldn't imagine the sarcasm was on purpose. The bar up front was interesting - young indie crowd with lots of just-off-work 20somethings there. As always, I think I enjoyed the foreplay pre-movie shorts more than the movie. They did some awful not-ultraman pieces and then excerpts from Spike and Mike's twisted animation festival. Some real stomach turning bombs in there, wow. I got to re-watch the classic "rejected" clips too, always a treat.
People in the office always look at me funny when I say "My anus is bleeding!" in a high-pitched voice :(
Wouldn't it be cool if we were all fish? Then we'd never have to worry about washing - we'd just be clean or as dirty as the world around us. No washing, just being. No "Not right now / it's probably not a good time," hell no periods, poops, pee, or anything. Anytime you want, if you see some fish has glopped out some eggs you just float on up and sputt sputt sputt right in that area. I guess that's cool - probably wouldn't take long. You might also have to dig a hole to get a female to lay - or find a good male-hole to lay in were you a girl fish. You can also just be a flounder and switch genders at some point. Dunno how much gay fish sex there is. Then there are those urchins - they just spew into the water. Spoot! They seem to do it at the same time, but I guess you could do it whenever you felt like it. Or be a lower creature and have both - that would be cool too. Except for having to avoid being eaten all the time. That would not be cool.
People in the office always look at me funny when I say "My anus is bleeding!" in a high-pitched voice :(
Wouldn't it be cool if we were all fish? Then we'd never have to worry about washing - we'd just be clean or as dirty as the world around us. No washing, just being. No "Not right now / it's probably not a good time," hell no periods, poops, pee, or anything. Anytime you want, if you see some fish has glopped out some eggs you just float on up and sputt sputt sputt right in that area. I guess that's cool - probably wouldn't take long. You might also have to dig a hole to get a female to lay - or find a good male-hole to lay in were you a girl fish. You can also just be a flounder and switch genders at some point. Dunno how much gay fish sex there is. Then there are those urchins - they just spew into the water. Spoot! They seem to do it at the same time, but I guess you could do it whenever you felt like it. Or be a lower creature and have both - that would be cool too. Except for having to avoid being eaten all the time. That would not be cool.
