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A bigger douchebag is the kind who acts like you should thank them for being a douche so that you're better prepared to deal with douchebags...
Well yeah, so I lied to you, but you should have known better. You _wanted_ to believe that and you can hardly blame me for just giving what you asked for, you dumb cunt. If you're smart you'd take a lesson from that so you wouldn't be so fucking desperate and gullible next time. You bitch about it now, but you know I'm right and you'll thank me later.

Think it through!

While facebook and Glen Beck (a parody of a Kids In The Hall sketch it turns out) are debating the merits of a USA Today article claiming Feds make more than the private sector.
Here is the source material from July by The Heritage Foundation. (study link)

It's a bit of a read, but the obvious question is - If things are so good, why don't more people fight to get in the gummint? Where does this "us" vs. "them" mentality come from? Isn't the point of free market intelligent design by an unseen guiding hand of perfect knowledge? Why aren't gummint workers the best and brightest
(even this study concedes that the avg Fed has more education and experience than the equivalent private sector employee)
as private sector people glide to where they are the most rewarded?

Ugh - conservatives, fine, but you can't have it both ways:

Unfair evil conspiracy made up of hundreds of thousands,
who are simultaneously incompetent yet engaged in advanced coordinated subterfuge;

Free market with perfect information that needs no regulation,
where a huge portion of the workforce has an unfair advantage that creates a hole where the incompetent are overpaid while the hard-working skilled workforce is slaving away for substandard wages unable to benefit from the system that rewards idiocy.