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You know what? You should get the fuck outta here, fo real. You know X? I could get you in with him - you should go work with him. He can move you out to Korea - no really. Over there you get full salary PLUS the free apt.
I know that's a lot of money, but I don't want to go to Korea. All my friends and the things I enjoy doing are here.
Man, fuck your friends - make new ones. You can do them same things there...
I'm not sure my girl would be thrilled either.
Yeah, you and that girl. You're one of those laid-back guys, arncha? You let her tell you want to do? Man, all them girls with laid back guys are cheating on them. Don't you think so? Aren't most-uh those laid back guys girls' cheatin' on them? You can't do that - you gotta keep them in their place! Let them know how it is, not be some laid-back guy. Anyway, fuck her. Get you a Korean wife. It's not like the Philippines, but you can still get yourself a pretty good one over there.
Actually, I think it's kind of the opposite - only the loud douchebags seem to drive their ladies to hide and cheat - can't say I blame them either.
Yeah fuck that. You tell me you don't think them laid-back guys' ladies have their women cheating on them. That's some bullshit.