I too, am pathetic...only right now I'm showing everyone

I suspect it is no coincidence that coffee and committee have ssoo mmaannyy double consonants.

My ex made a video: I dare you to watch this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubfWnIid5J8
Don't hate on me about her age - she's almost out of middle-school

Watch != just see what it is, actually watch it. Keep watching it, without checking your chat/email. Don't turn the sound down.
Think of it as a 4chan rage test.
If you know what that means, you're pathetic.

Drunk too much? Breathalyzer on sale today.