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I reject your reality and bend it towards my own. This is a post about numbers. The scale says 138 (137.6) and 12.5% body fat. I'm pretty, but not sure how to reverse the weight trend without candy. I have never not been hungry all the time, but I'm not. My abs are scrumdilicious, but who cares when I never leave the house? Still, I feel good about myself and that I have this kind of discipline.

I had the humiliating discovery that the section I did so well in for con law was not in the intermediate section, but the kiddie pool. Oddly, I retook the whole thing in the right section, rushed through, and got only 1 more wrong than in the kiddie pool. 37 days.

I'm pretty but who cares - doesn't seem to help much. Maybe I'll get tall or something, people seem to like tall. I feel like the weak brother in Gattaca. See you in space.

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Here's an idea - invest in regret. You can make a fortune by sinking your money into tattoo removal stocks! I luvs it. Your slut saddle / tramp stamp is my 30% annum gain!