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Jun. 5th, 2006 12:46 pmOk about god - he, she, it, or they are not to be counted on.
1. Do not call on god to save you.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060605/ap_on_re_eu/ukraine_lion_1
because (it) might not
2. Do not call on god at all
http://www.usatoday.com/weather/news/2006-05-30-kitchen-lightning_x.htm?csp=34
or it might strike your ass down in your own home.
This story makes me giggle, for she is thrilled at the god-given miracle of being alive after being hit by lightning. Somehow she misses the idea that praying to god preceded the act that nearly took her life. So god didn't hit her with lighthing? Or once he hit her, it was his divine grace that saved her from dying from god's will? Is it that paradoxical...no she's just a moron.
3. On the other hand, GWB is acting like he is god
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060605/ts_nm/security_somalia_usa_dc_1
like his daddy and his friends, circumventing congress to illegally give money to warlords
1. Do not call on god to save you.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060605/ap_on_re_eu/ukraine_lion_1
because (it) might not
2. Do not call on god at all
http://www.usatoday.com/weather/news/2006-05-30-kitchen-lightning_x.htm?csp=34
or it might strike your ass down in your own home.
This story makes me giggle, for she is thrilled at the god-given miracle of being alive after being hit by lightning. Somehow she misses the idea that praying to god preceded the act that nearly took her life. So god didn't hit her with lighthing? Or once he hit her, it was his divine grace that saved her from dying from god's will? Is it that paradoxical...no she's just a moron.
3. On the other hand, GWB is acting like he is god
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060605/ts_nm/security_somalia_usa_dc_1
like his daddy and his friends, circumventing congress to illegally give money to warlords