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The body politic
Feb. 28th, 2005 07:46 amJust kidding - this post is 100% about bodies.
Muscles on women are hot. I argue with girls about this all the time, but seriously, stop trying to overanalyze men's brains, stop listening to what women think unless you're fucking women - bodies rock. I worked out last night and saw the hawtest friggin girl - she was short, and just rippling with muscles. The green sports bra and tight shorts just...wow. Every guy was suffering whiplash. Now, her muscles weren't large per se, but she was just cut...everything she had was 100% tight. She did free weights with a similarly muscular friend, and her form was perfect on everything she did. I totally stared - now I just look around at normal people and go "Why...why can't you be like that?" This other part of my brain wonders how you meet people like that - you don't meet people in the gym, but you can't necessarily see the body like that other places.
Walked to work with hot-girl-next-door again today. She's happy with some new man. She's overdoing the gym in a bad way, sure she eats right and works out at 4am every day - but she is getting sick all the time! I explained the whole point of working out is to be heathier! If she's just running herself ragged, then she's missing the point. She was feeling guilty about gorging on mozzarella sticks, why? Was she overweight? I laughed at her and noted my $100 godiva venture GUILT FREE!
Oh a body is wonderful, but it is important to remember why you work out. Don't lose the ends through the means. I may be addicted to the gym, but there is 1/2 of an Armand's deep dish pepperoni, garlic, and spinach pizza to testify to how I treated myself last night after upper-body and abs.
Muscles on women are hot. I argue with girls about this all the time, but seriously, stop trying to overanalyze men's brains, stop listening to what women think unless you're fucking women - bodies rock. I worked out last night and saw the hawtest friggin girl - she was short, and just rippling with muscles. The green sports bra and tight shorts just...wow. Every guy was suffering whiplash. Now, her muscles weren't large per se, but she was just cut...everything she had was 100% tight. She did free weights with a similarly muscular friend, and her form was perfect on everything she did. I totally stared - now I just look around at normal people and go "Why...why can't you be like that?" This other part of my brain wonders how you meet people like that - you don't meet people in the gym, but you can't necessarily see the body like that other places.
Walked to work with hot-girl-next-door again today. She's happy with some new man. She's overdoing the gym in a bad way, sure she eats right and works out at 4am every day - but she is getting sick all the time! I explained the whole point of working out is to be heathier! If she's just running herself ragged, then she's missing the point. She was feeling guilty about gorging on mozzarella sticks, why? Was she overweight? I laughed at her and noted my $100 godiva venture GUILT FREE!
Oh a body is wonderful, but it is important to remember why you work out. Don't lose the ends through the means. I may be addicted to the gym, but there is 1/2 of an Armand's deep dish pepperoni, garlic, and spinach pizza to testify to how I treated myself last night after upper-body and abs.
