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Dec. 23rd, 2004 06:36 pmThey chopped down the crabapple tree outside my window and replaced it with a flacid evergreen. The thing has all of 5 branches and is flopped over like a willow. Today I came home and someone had hung a solitary xmas ball from the top (which is lying halfway down the trunk. Merry xmas Charlie Brown!
HA! I was really about to put up a sign on the buidling saying "Whoever put the xmas ball on the flacid evergreen - you so rock!" Instead, I decided to help build the creation, and blew up this picture
and tacked it to the stake that the flacid evergreen is tied to.
In other news, I got my haircut and while in the salon an otherwise cute black girl was showing off her new breasts (she just bought them - for the holidays I guess). For once I was ignoring breasts for non-gay reasons - they were just ugly. Why does anyone want franken-boobies?
HA! I was really about to put up a sign on the buidling saying "Whoever put the xmas ball on the flacid evergreen - you so rock!" Instead, I decided to help build the creation, and blew up this picture
and tacked it to the stake that the flacid evergreen is tied to. In other news, I got my haircut and while in the salon an otherwise cute black girl was showing off her new breasts (she just bought them - for the holidays I guess). For once I was ignoring breasts for non-gay reasons - they were just ugly. Why does anyone want franken-boobies?
