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All of my gay and STRAIGHT friends (I have one or two) are getting scores of 50-60 on the http://www.channel4.com/gayometer I believe the site is a fake - run by the bisexual propoganda conspiracy!

Well my credit reports arrived after my fraud alert. It seems no damage was done, but good lord...no wonder I get so many offers. All the "Paid/Never late" "Paid or paying as agreed" make me giggle. If only I had real income I'd be...well offered more stuff I don't need.

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So after getting the crap kicked out of me in the gym, I return home to people sitting on my lawn! Ok, I don't have a lawn, but there were people reading willing and demonstrably able to accost me before I was able to sneak into my residence. The accosting paused while I showered, and then moved to Cafe Asia. Mmm...saucy! 174...oh dear god.

Tonight's mission:
Watch Strange Botique, then hit Chairschool. If you wanna make the trek, I have no people enlisted for this venture at the present time - so feel free to call. Or not - I'm poifactlee happy to make the marathon alone.

I'm not a pimp and I don't work there, but if you take your ticket/hand stamp from the Strange Botique show to Chairschool they'll let you in free (supposedly).