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May. 14th, 2004 05:48 amI need to stop waking up at 5:30 AM.
http://www.deadrabbit.org/cgi-bin/Buttons2/BUTTONSnSHIT20.pl
Here, have a button.
http://www.deadrabbit.org/cgi-bin/Buttons2/BUTTONSnSHIT20.pl
Here, have a button.
May. 14th, 2004
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May. 14th, 2004 07:45 amJust ran away from the crazy co-worker - she asked me a question, and as I answered she wrapped her two thumbs in a kleenex and jammed them up her nose. She rotated them in opposing directions, and I just turned and walked away.
Yesterday someone asked me how I could handle something as disgusting as a cicada shell. I said "I'll touch the shell, but please note I don't touch the door handle of the men's room."
This anal-retentive update brought to you by the letters E and W.
Yesterday someone asked me how I could handle something as disgusting as a cicada shell. I said "I'll touch the shell, but please note I don't touch the door handle of the men's room."
This anal-retentive update brought to you by the letters E and W.
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May. 14th, 2004 02:53 pmWoman At Farscape Convention Has Dangerously Inflated Self-Image
The revealing outfit earned Osley the type of attention she lacks in her day-to-day life as a Target cashier in Tulsa.
http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4019&n=3
(for everyone that thinks if you're scene hot that it means something...)
Savage attacks people who attack talking about the fact that some people should not wear low-rise jeans because they're (gasp) too fat!
" Our obsession with anorexia, Critser continues, not only covers up America's true eating disorder (we eat too much and we're too fat!), but it also hamstrings efforts to combat obesity, a condition that kills almost as many people every year as smoking does. Eating disorders, by way of comparison, lead to only a handful of deaths every year."
and
" please also tell men that only a handful of them look good with no shirt at all! I would much rather be subjected to GLH than beer-gutted, love-handled, hairy-backed men all summer."
"At the risk of inducing anorexia in millions of young men, I have to say that I agree with you 100 percent, Heather. Beer-gutted, love-handled, hairy-backed men shouldn't go shirtless in summer. Or any other season."
http://www.theonionavclub.com/savagelove/index.php?issue=4019
The revealing outfit earned Osley the type of attention she lacks in her day-to-day life as a Target cashier in Tulsa.
http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4019&n=3
(for everyone that thinks if you're scene hot that it means something...)
Savage attacks people who attack talking about the fact that some people should not wear low-rise jeans because they're (gasp) too fat!
" Our obsession with anorexia, Critser continues, not only covers up America's true eating disorder (we eat too much and we're too fat!), but it also hamstrings efforts to combat obesity, a condition that kills almost as many people every year as smoking does. Eating disorders, by way of comparison, lead to only a handful of deaths every year."
and
" please also tell men that only a handful of them look good with no shirt at all! I would much rather be subjected to GLH than beer-gutted, love-handled, hairy-backed men all summer."
"At the risk of inducing anorexia in millions of young men, I have to say that I agree with you 100 percent, Heather. Beer-gutted, love-handled, hairy-backed men shouldn't go shirtless in summer. Or any other season."
http://www.theonionavclub.com/savagelove/index.php?issue=4019