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I'm getting a pet! I don't know what kind yet, I think a cat because I'm away so much it wouldn't be fair to get a dog. Maybe a chinchilla, if you can litter train them. I don't want a pet, or the burden of all that extra cleaning, or the vet bills. It's just that...well if I have a pet, then I won't technically be talking to myself, right?


I cannot tell you how much I don't care about M. Jackson, but I was making fun of Brooke Shields for contracts the other day. A comparison:
Brooke Shields: 5'11", 130 lbs
Did kiddie erotica at 13 with parental consent
Michael Jacko: 5'11", 120 lbs
Did kiddie performances as instructed by abusive father
(later behavior to be determined in court, innocent until proven otherwise)

What, being famous prevents having a burrito once in a while? All that money and you can't eat food? I am 5'5", 145 for comparison. Granted I have a lot of muscle, and the last 5 lbs is definately flub, but compare me to these freaks!

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What a nice way to wrap up the day!

I just got the news that they are going to process my top secret clearance (or laugh while trying!) No more poppy-seed bagels for me! I can pass easy, but wow...that makes me VERY job marketable.

Today I was wearing kakis and a white ribbed T-shirt. I skipped the gym this week, and I've gained weight. I could give a poop less, but I ran into super-hot-girl that works out every day, you know...the CPA with the Mercedes? Well she says "Who-hoo, look at you!" I'm like what...(wondering if she knows I'm wearing pants from Target or something? Do I have a spot on my shirt?) She says "Mr. Muscles!" I'm like, "Sorry - just taking advantage of the warm day and the dress code." Inside I'm wondering how she didn't notice my BEEF when I saw her in Gold's a while ago. Odd, but hey I'll take a random pointless ego boost from a total hottie! Yay!