Inarticulate ranting

Oh my that was fun last night. TiKKi didn’t seem that into their performance, but I had so much fun playing old-school reunion that it just didn’t matter. I never even thought about how good/bad their show was until I read someone else’s review tearing it up. Some critic I am…sigh…I loved every minute of their show. Look! A drummer! Remember those?

Well, people I know also hate synth crap. It seems the only people who like the stuff are the DJs that play it, and those random geeks who dance to it. Those synth dancers don’t drink much, so the bartenders don’t really care much about it either – according to one source. For the record it feels weird being older than the bartender. Speaking of old, ran into yet another beautiful old friend who is now married. I asked all about that and forgot to see how her Phd came along. Now how the hell do I find Kristie’s phone # again? I can’t get used to her blonde.

Pardon me for not typing out everyone’s name and LJ name that I saw last night.

Um, last night’s crowd was BEAUTIFUL!!! For all the jokes, we age quite well thank you. Remind me to do shows more than clubs – the quality of the people there was much better than the trash that I’ve been whining about. Clothes were good, people were pretty and/or well-displayed, I was all about everyone! There were some ugly guys but not many – sorry but I can’t stand that 20 year old fullish beard / goatee EW EW! Dyed facial hair? Icky! In moderation they weren’t a big deal.

It was really strange – I got a lot of vocal compliments on my LJ and DCFreaks posts!? WHY THESE WEIRDOES DON’T RESPOND IN THE FORUMS THEMSELVES I DON’T UNDERSTAND but hey I’m happy to have a happy audience.

I never really listened to any DJs last night. I just spent all night flirting and talking to people I hadn’t seen in ages. Much discussion went on about Roxy/Poseurs. There is a board for old-school geeks btw http://www.poseurs.com. Old schoolers pretty much universally got my joke about coming to Nation to see TiKKi. It’s a verbally transmittable visual joke!

Sorry to anyone I’ve thrown off by sounding happy and positive.

A friend who is VERY political ran up to me last night. I said how are you doing, she answered with her eyes and what was probably a sigh. I grabbed her inappropriately, she focused on me a bit more, I jumped up and down, she stared, I pointed and said “Oh look, a band! Yeah!” She laughed, said “Yeah, look! Stuff!” and refocused, or faded out of focus. I wiggled between two girls while TiKKi played, looking like a twisted Benetton commercial. I made it home before 1 (I could give less of a shit about Pigfuckers) and made the mistake of turning on the TV. I had escaped for a moment.

IMPULSE

I just heard an ad for a dietary supplement to make you 'frisky.' Ok...impulse for women (sounds like fake herbal crap) and viagra for men. I don't get it - if you happen to lack sexual desire, why create it? Do you try and make yourself hungry? Do you make yourself tired? Why create a desire!? "What's wrong with me - I don't want to fuck my husband!? I better take drugs..."

Sometimes I get frustrated that while you can flirt with 20 people, if you actually do anything with any of them 19 disappear. I do the same thing, but I live by the double-standard! I'm also finding the more friends you spend time with, the more friends you're bound to have that hate each other. Neato!

Hungry?

Perhaps I should edit posts rather than post repeatedly.

I went to lunch today to get my salad and po-ta-toe
(more fun to say it that way, like Gecko Sue used to...god she used to fuck with people who were annoying when they tripped "Ohmigod! You're a po-tay-toe...you only have eyes!" and make bug eyes at them. They often shut up and got buggy...god she roxor)
when I saw the old woman behind the counter with plastic gloves on reach into a small bowl of meat, pick some small pieces out, put them in her mouth with her gloved hand, and toss the bowl out. She then proceded to slice more meat from a carcass, and serve people food. Call me a dick, but I reported her to a manager - AND DIDN'T HAVE A FUCKING POTATO FOR LUNCH. I did have fries - I felt like things deep fried in liquid death seemed healthy (like I need an excuse to splurge on fries). I could feel bad about this poor woman who has to do food service at her age, but at the same time asking me to share spit with this woman is NOT reasonable.

Next time I see some food service worker with plastic gloves on I will not feel safe. We've all seen people wipe their noses with their gloved hand, but this was a whole new level. I sure hope most people don't wear their gloves to the bathroom!

Now I will think of this each time food is served to me via gloved hands...and SO WILL YOU mua ha ha! My evil plot to make you queasy has come to fruition at last! Thank you my anal-retentive dark lord! Mua ha ha