Gay bait

I don't mind in the least, but it seems I am radiating hot gay man vibe...or at least "maybe leering and making dumb comments will get this lil guy to suck my wang" vibe. Everywhere I go men of all calibers seem to be trying to catch my eye, and I have no idea why.

I feel better about oogling people today. In the gym I was on that obscene machine where you spread your legs and moosh them together to work the inner and outer thighs. This girl, plain and about my age, was totally checking me out with my legs spread while trying to look like she wasn't. I wonder if when I oogle I am so obvious. In any case, I didn't mind in the least. I did all I could to not 'catch' her looking. I didn't have an interest in this person, but was flattered that I was being oogled. I suppose that's weird, so sue me.

The only other person who I caught oogling me on that thing was a gay guy who was there with his not-very-happy-at-all boyfriend.

WANT ME!!!

My love for the onion knows no bounds

Fox News Reporter Asks The Questions Others Are Too Smart To Ask

Bush Offers Taxpayers Another $300 If We Go To War

Rich First-Grader Buys Whole Sheet Of Gold Stars
(In case you're too impatient to wait for another Republican president - here's an up and coming!)
"I don't get why all the kids work so hard to get good grades just for a sticker," Carr said. "I only got a C-minus on my phonics homework, but Mommy took me to the mall, and now I have 10 gold stars—more than anybody in the whole class." Carr said his "dumb classmates have no idea" that students can simply purchase a sheet of "Great Job!" Mickey Mouse stickers at a store.

U.S. Capitol Cleaning Turns Up Long-Lost Constitution
Better not tell the current adminstration!