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vicarzFox News Reporter Asks The Questions Others Are Too Smart To Ask
Bush Offers Taxpayers Another $300 If We Go To War
Rich First-Grader Buys Whole Sheet Of Gold Stars
(In case you're too impatient to wait for another Republican president - here's an up and coming!)
"I don't get why all the kids work so hard to get good grades just for a sticker," Carr said. "I only got a C-minus on my phonics homework, but Mommy took me to the mall, and now I have 10 gold stars—more than anybody in the whole class." Carr said his "dumb classmates have no idea" that students can simply purchase a sheet of "Great Job!" Mickey Mouse stickers at a store.
U.S. Capitol Cleaning Turns Up Long-Lost Constitution
Better not tell the current adminstration!
Bush Offers Taxpayers Another $300 If We Go To War
Rich First-Grader Buys Whole Sheet Of Gold Stars
(In case you're too impatient to wait for another Republican president - here's an up and coming!)
"I don't get why all the kids work so hard to get good grades just for a sticker," Carr said. "I only got a C-minus on my phonics homework, but Mommy took me to the mall, and now I have 10 gold stars—more than anybody in the whole class." Carr said his "dumb classmates have no idea" that students can simply purchase a sheet of "Great Job!" Mickey Mouse stickers at a store.
U.S. Capitol Cleaning Turns Up Long-Lost Constitution
Better not tell the current adminstration!
