Take me off your friend's list

Gee, if I sound a bit frustrated right now...

You know, if you don't like the things I write
if you don't agree with my politics
if you don't get my brand of humor
if you think I need some sort of help
if you are the type that always needs some sort of help
if you are the type that is always unhappy
if you are the type that is always happy
please don't add me or please cut me off your view.

I seem to have gone through another batch of insane friends. I am baffled, really. Lately I've had people describe me as having a long list of traits i'm pretty sure I don't posses. Some people I thought were friends seem now to have been under the very mistaken impression that I am or was some sort of charity case. Good fucking god. You know I don't take pride in a lot of things, but I do NOT need any kind of help.

I'm always interested in friends, and try to avoid people that seem like charity cases themselves. I've spent a lot of time with people who needed help, and helped a lot of them, but I feel like I've paid my dues and don't want to spend my life fixing broken people.

Jesus - what the fuck...I'm just baffled. How do I keep meeting these idiots? I need help in one regard - learning how to tell the difference between a friend and a total moron. For those friends I do have I'm pretty sure they've found I'm always there when needed and loyal as hell. Some totally insane people find I'm fun to be with! Imagine that! I also am a real friend, the type who tells you that dress looks awful or you're acting like an asshole instead of "ohmigod I just love your new hair!" Some people appreciate that, others are so fucking full of insecurities that they don't want friends so much as more bloody affirmation.

So I can't tell, until time has passed, which people are which. Who is going to be a friend, who is going to be work, lately who is going to mistake me for work, or who is going to be a shit to me. So do me a friendly fucking favor and if you aren't sure if I'm a friend, just assume I'm not and get the fuck out of my life entirely. Bye!

...and the horse you rode in on...