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[vicarz]

I've decided that if I become a god capable of great acts with a flick of my metaphysical wrist, that I will deny all wishes:
made in rhyme or annoying parameter
that involve doing weird things to animals or with parts of animals
made nude without sufficient reason
made dressed in strange clothing such as ornate robes
made in any language foreign to the speaker (I'm a fucking god, not a moron - you don't need to speak in an ancient tongue)
made to other gods first, only to turn to me upon their rejection (hey gods can be vain and petty too - just ask the xtians)

I reserve to right to grant wishes listed above if they involve a certain degree of sick irony.

Comments

[mkblack.livejournal.com]

Have you been playing D&D or something?

[thefeline.livejournal.com]

Hmmm....okay...but if you can *really* grant wishes I've got a few for you ;)

[vicar.livejournal.com]

The middle of life is if.

[thefeline.livejournal.com]

Okay...are you granting wishes...or drafting fortunes for fortune cookies? ::smirk::

[vicar.livejournal.com]

in bed

[thefeline.livejournal.com]

Well...that's the best place to write them, no? heehee!

So does this mean that you grant wishes...in bed? ::waggles brows::