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[vicarz]

I didn't want to do a xmas post on xmas - why acknowledge the holiday? Still, on xmas I gathered my mail, which had xmassy cards in it. I note that most of my cards were generic in terms of holiday - so I'm happy that people accommodated my lack of guy-nailed-to-crossitude.

In the bunch I had a card from my sister. Inside the card were pictures of my sister's children. I looked at the pictures. I put them down. I picked them up again, and looked at them carefully. I then stood up, walked to the kitchen, dropped my pants, and PUT MY FUCKING BALLS IN THE MICROWAVE!

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[vicar.livejournal.com]

I like this idea! Plus, look at you, look at me...we know EXACTLY what they'd look like! Their iq and quirkiness is kinda set too. So, do we get all sweaty or use a turkey baster?

I actually would not mind raising kids, says the guy who got a good night's sleep, pets children like pets, and has no idea what raising them entails.