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Dec. 16th, 2003 02:48 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
vicarzDear Paris Hilton:
Good morning, afternoon, and evening. I don't wish to offend you in any way, but I would greatly appreciate it if you would stop sending me offers to see your video. I think you are an attractive woman, however I do not wish to watch the tape. I'm not sure why you keep mailing me this generous offer, or how you avoid my attempts to label such offers as SPAM. It appears there is some problem with your internet service provider, as a view of the message headers consistently shows an inaccurate sending address.
You appear fit and fairly attractive, but that aside I don't want to see your video. First off, I have already seen it. I wasn't impressed with the production value, and again no offense but your performance itself was a bit lackluster. I'm sure you are a sweet and accommodating person, but you just did not seem very motivated during the sequence. I am not convinced you were aware of the filming, or that in your inebriated state you were aware of what kind of ramifications your acts that evening would have on your reputation. While I'm sure you were fully informed in advance of the filming of your rendezvous, the appearance is so close to involuntary that I find it quite a turn-off. No means no, and the inability to make rational decisions also should qualify as no - at least until you have performed those actions a number of times voluntarily so that the behavior in question is clearly not participated in based on the chemically induced state.
Your current offer to view this video again involves paying a fee, which I will not do. I do not know you and suspect we will never meet in person. No only have I already seen the video, but I prefer my porn to be of people I know who have invited me to witness or participate in their escapades, and I have a flagrant bias towards porn that I am featured in. Should we appear in a film together, I'm sure I'll watch it for months to come.
The other thing I don't understand is why you model at all. I suppose you appreciate the notoriety, but it seems to me that there are just too many dumb girls with no other assets than their mediocre looks and willingness to take off their clothes for money and attention to indulge your desires. Every dollar of porn consumed in your name is keeping some trashy trailer-dwelling trollop out of the vocation that represents her best use of her limited marketable abilities. Most of these mid-20s stars have children and drug habits to feed, or in some cases the children's drug habits to feed. You are just as deserving of attention as the next person, but I suspect their financial needs far outweigh your own given your status as an heiress to the corporate proceeds of the Hilton chain.
So while I thank you for your generous offer, I'm afraid I must decline. Please do not send me further offers of this nature as I will be similarly disinterested. If you wish to have coffee or some such, just drop me a line.
Sincerely,
J
Good morning, afternoon, and evening. I don't wish to offend you in any way, but I would greatly appreciate it if you would stop sending me offers to see your video. I think you are an attractive woman, however I do not wish to watch the tape. I'm not sure why you keep mailing me this generous offer, or how you avoid my attempts to label such offers as SPAM. It appears there is some problem with your internet service provider, as a view of the message headers consistently shows an inaccurate sending address.
You appear fit and fairly attractive, but that aside I don't want to see your video. First off, I have already seen it. I wasn't impressed with the production value, and again no offense but your performance itself was a bit lackluster. I'm sure you are a sweet and accommodating person, but you just did not seem very motivated during the sequence. I am not convinced you were aware of the filming, or that in your inebriated state you were aware of what kind of ramifications your acts that evening would have on your reputation. While I'm sure you were fully informed in advance of the filming of your rendezvous, the appearance is so close to involuntary that I find it quite a turn-off. No means no, and the inability to make rational decisions also should qualify as no - at least until you have performed those actions a number of times voluntarily so that the behavior in question is clearly not participated in based on the chemically induced state.
Your current offer to view this video again involves paying a fee, which I will not do. I do not know you and suspect we will never meet in person. No only have I already seen the video, but I prefer my porn to be of people I know who have invited me to witness or participate in their escapades, and I have a flagrant bias towards porn that I am featured in. Should we appear in a film together, I'm sure I'll watch it for months to come.
The other thing I don't understand is why you model at all. I suppose you appreciate the notoriety, but it seems to me that there are just too many dumb girls with no other assets than their mediocre looks and willingness to take off their clothes for money and attention to indulge your desires. Every dollar of porn consumed in your name is keeping some trashy trailer-dwelling trollop out of the vocation that represents her best use of her limited marketable abilities. Most of these mid-20s stars have children and drug habits to feed, or in some cases the children's drug habits to feed. You are just as deserving of attention as the next person, but I suspect their financial needs far outweigh your own given your status as an heiress to the corporate proceeds of the Hilton chain.
So while I thank you for your generous offer, I'm afraid I must decline. Please do not send me further offers of this nature as I will be similarly disinterested. If you wish to have coffee or some such, just drop me a line.
Sincerely,
J
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Date: 2003-12-16 12:50 pm (UTC)And these are this is one of the reasons why I love you so much! ;)
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Date: 2003-12-17 02:14 pm (UTC)no subject
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