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[vicarz]

I'm getting a pet! I don't know what kind yet, I think a cat because I'm away so much it wouldn't be fair to get a dog. Maybe a chinchilla, if you can litter train them. I don't want a pet, or the burden of all that extra cleaning, or the vet bills. It's just that...well if I have a pet, then I won't technically be talking to myself, right?


I cannot tell you how much I don't care about M. Jackson, but I was making fun of Brooke Shields for contracts the other day. A comparison:
Brooke Shields: 5'11", 130 lbs
Did kiddie erotica at 13 with parental consent
Michael Jacko: 5'11", 120 lbs
Did kiddie performances as instructed by abusive father
(later behavior to be determined in court, innocent until proven otherwise)

What, being famous prevents having a burrito once in a while? All that money and you can't eat food? I am 5'5", 145 for comparison. Granted I have a lot of muscle, and the last 5 lbs is definately flub, but compare me to these freaks!

Comments

[vicar.livejournal.com]

I'm kidding about the pet - just making fun of ME for talking to myself. If I talk to god or a cat, I'm _not_ crazy. I tend to say conclusions or rules out loud...like a mental highlighter.

[dnaspydir.livejournal.com]

Ya know, it's perfectly ok to talk to yourself. It's when you begin to answer and have full blown arguments that it begins to get a little iffy (notice I said begins)

[colinmac.livejournal.com]

Dang. I was having fun imagining you going into a pet store, and being like, "Yeah, I'd just looking for something cuddly and low maintenance, y'know, that doesn't shed. Or urinate."