Things you might not want to know

[vicarz]

The phrase "Your pain gives me an erection," is not considered appropriate in some office environments.

The phrase "Start with my ass and work your way sideways," is often found to be a confusing statement, more so on a first date.

Bon-bons, chocolate truffles, and ben-wa balls are not interchangeable. Addendum - although romantic, chocolate turns out not to be a 'sex food' at all.

Comments

Re: oh, absolutely

[loachie.livejournal.com]

And didn't Elvis die on the toilet while eating a donut?

eat + shit = death (!)