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[vicarz]

Rather than a bunch of observations about culture after a week of office conflict and Minneapolis theatre, instead I'm going to point out that:
I'm not trying to look at your penis.
And if I was, seriously - no harm will come of it.

I'm stunned by how many people stand in the urinal - clothes literally pressed against the urine and hair splattered porcelain. Did someone insult their penis when they were young, whence the learned the behavior, never again to risk the judgment again? White-haired man, you brush your teeth naked at the gym - why not stand an inch from the pee-tank?

I fear communal urine more than people seeing my weenis.

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[mai-neh.livejournal.com]

This reminds me of the guys in the locker room who slip their underwear on and off while they are wearing a towel around their waist.

[vicar.livejournal.com]

Well in HS I was terrified, or was that middle school...I would un-don in the open door of my locker. But I was a budding child; men in an airport should have overcome their fear...of being seen, but not of random urine.

I just can't get over how normal the lean on pisspot is.