You little shit

[vicarz]

The other night I hung out with some friends, and took a turn walking a teeny tiny dog. Teeny tiny dog, after peeing not only on a couple trees but doing a 2-3 legged dance around them to literally circle them with pee, took a teeny tiny little dump. I got out a bag, but then noticed someone had dropped candy-cane striped hershey's kisses on the sidewalk nearby. So, me being me, I picked up a kiss and put it next to the poo for comparison.

Because I'm a little shit.

Comments

[bluvampr.livejournal.com]

FFS. did you not take a picture of the little shit, you little shit?

[vicar.livejournal.com]

You know that would have been a good idea...I may need to walk teeny tiny again!

[turbogrrl.livejournal.com]

this post. this!!1!!