vicarz | (no subject)

I think I saw a woman eyeing me in Trader Joes; and my mind dove into a logical extension of the result (aka fantasy). I had just come from the gym and was all puffy. As the elevator doors close she sticks her hand in the door. We go to coffee at starbucks, and talk our way through salads at chop't. Soon we're laughing over beers on top of whole foods. More than slightly affectionate we jostle our way into the most popular roofdeck bar and have a last drink before we fall back into my place and minutes of passion before we shower in body shoppe leftovers from my last tryst. Months later we put our announcements out, and the kid seat goes in the back of an SUV.

And we have the DOUCHIEST CHILDREN IN THE WHOLE WIDE WESTERN WORLD!!!