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[vicarz]

Gummint workers and military peeps will enjoy the following:
http://troopsofdoomcomic.com/257.html (zombies and stormtroopers)

Domestic silly:
I was going to eat nachos but I think instead I'm going to have tuna. If I skip the bread I can justify the "Young's Black Chocolate Stout" I'm going to drink with it. I'm not so sure how to justify the Dominion Oak Barrel Stout that will follow. Maybe a beer is like bread, therefore 1 beer is like 1 slice of bread. I have no excuse for doing this at home alone rather than seeing if anyone wanted to hit galaxy hut, other than with 3 social plans for various parts of Saturday I think I want to hide first.

Gina and I are hitting the rally with matching signs:
"My friend is a Democrat / Republican"

I returned my pants to the store and pulled my pants from the recycle/charity pile. Sad pants. On the other hand, the 29x30 baggy fit gap jeans I'm wearing roxor my boxors (actually I hate boxers).

I bought one of those smelly cinnamon witch brooms.

I could hit that whiskey's thing, or is it valentine's...or the sex hell ball. I think I'll have tuna, beer, and ppg though. I'm so full of awesome.

Comments

[have-inner-lady.livejournal.com]

I know one of these sentences is where you are making fun of me for my use of Facebook and inferring nasty things about me. I bet it's where you said you brought one of those cinnamon witch brooms. Yeah yeah. Because cinnamon is indicative of a person who cooks, and then there's "broom" -- obviously a housekeeper reference. And that means you called me a smelly witch. You can't trick me on these things. I KNOW. See, I see all kinds of through your post. So even though you think you "bought" the "smelly cinnamon witch broom," you didn't buy me. Because I just OWNED it.

Your broom is second-hand.

[vicar.livejournal.com]

You...you...WHORE! /drama

Random, but...

[anarcha.livejournal.com]

at the expo for the Marine Corps Marathon (at the DC convention center and open to the public for free), the GE tent has a neat full body body fat testing device. It's biometrical impedance (like your scale), but has handholds as well (so sends current through the whole body). Who knows how accurate it is, but it gave me a more realistic # than my scale. and also tells you how your muscle is distributed between arms versus legs versus torso.

I mention because if you go to the rally, you're not too far from the convention center and this seem like something you'd get into. It's free, and it should be there through 9 pm tonight.

Robot sex esteem

[vicar.livejournal.com]

That actually sounds awesome - dunno if I'll be that far north, but very thank you for the head's up. If I am, and today is not predictable, I'll totally make the trip.
Because I want a MACHINE to tell me I'm fat!

Re: Robot sex esteem

[doc-quixote.livejournal.com]

I have a mirror that tells me I'm fat. Ain't no need to bring microchips into it...