Accidental Troll

Pretty much. That was one of the big wtf's of christian moral values, to me; the dangers of sex and the indifference of violence. In the first verse, they threaten to send you home in a coma if they catch you front hugging or kissing. Obviously it's tongue-in-a-respectable-distance-away-from-cheek, but that that is something ok to be flippant about yet having crotches or chests lightly press through several layers of clothing, in a friendly manner, is bad enough to deserve instructional warnings...