vicarz: (Dildo monster)
vicarz ([personal profile] vicarz) wrote2009-10-13 08:24 am

Why does my bb / cell get more spam than my phone or email?

YOU ARE NOT SAFE
with respect to you i signed a contrate deal to accasinate you, but my
feeling's wont allow me to do that because of your personality.
please reply me now. for forther information.I expect you to reaply withen
3 days of reciveing this message.
from izubeidat@psi.uned.es

[identity profile] grymnir.livejournal.com 2009-10-13 01:34 pm (UTC)(link)
that is priceless...
it could also serve as the opening of (a) an indie flic, (b) a low-budget computer game, (b) an old-style short story, or (d) a first date.
discuss.

[identity profile] fitfool.livejournal.com 2009-10-14 12:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe it's a warning. If you don't fork over $5000, they'll keep texting you and annoying the crap out of you until your sanity is endangered.

[identity profile] vicar.livejournal.com 2009-10-14 12:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't I have to have something before I can be threatened with the prosepct of its absence?

[identity profile] pastor-saturn.livejournal.com 2009-10-17 01:41 pm (UTC)(link)
That's what you get for having that personality. Way to not be accasinated!

[identity profile] vicar.livejournal.com 2009-10-17 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey the bad spelling makes it that much more owthintik