Fuck your skanky ass appearance. Stop lying. Yeah, you. You run around with that fake color in your hair, product making those odd shapes, raccoon make up on your eyes, fake eye color stuck to your pupils, metal sticking out of your stained skin. Some of you trash even put yarn in your hair like a prostituted raggedy ann doll, complete with striped tights when you’re not wearing plastic. You want more attention than you get by studying dance moves and showing your lumpy self on the tiny stage? Eat right, hit the gym, take a shower, and let what you do shape how you look and that look wont’ be a lie.
You want attention? Stop dressing like a whore and just admit what you like and be one. Walk up and grab my dick - if that’s rude then offer to let people grab your box. Just cut to the chase. You’ll get plenty of attention if you volunteer to be the recipient at the next bukake party. Imagine all the club friends you’ll have then. Just put out for real. If you’re scared of getting more diseases, then skip the actual whoring and just walk around naked - but with a warning label that it’s not for physical consumption. You know what tattoo would work best for you? Tattoo you naked website down each arm along with what charge cards or paypal you take.
Hot DAMN. I went through seven different people who this reminded me of and eight probably read it!
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Date: 2009-08-28 05:12 am (UTC)You want attention? Stop dressing like a whore and just admit what you like and be one. Walk up and grab my dick - if that’s rude then offer to let people grab your box. Just cut to the chase. You’ll get plenty of attention if you volunteer to be the recipient at the next bukake party. Imagine all the club friends you’ll have then. Just put out for real. If you’re scared of getting more diseases, then skip the actual whoring and just walk around naked - but with a warning label that it’s not for physical consumption. You know what tattoo would work best for you? Tattoo you naked website down each arm along with what charge cards or paypal you take.
Hot DAMN. I went through seven different people who this reminded me of and eight probably read it!
*whistle*
Very Denis Leary like ;)
--k