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[vicarz]

I wish everyone who farted on an airplane was allergic to peanuts. Then whenever someone farted on the plane, I could chew a peanut. One fart, one peanut. See who falls out first, you sick bastards.

Comments

[pmhrh.livejournal.com]

Ha!

[mels-hell.livejournal.com]

It's so true! There's always at least one pif "Producer of Incredible Farts" on every flight.

[bluvampr.livejournal.com]

that and the people who fart in bars. ugh. i was out for a drink last night and this guy somewhere behind me kept letting loose these bits of biological warfare.

i had to drink more to handle it ;)

[vicar.livejournal.com]

Drink enough to start drunk fights! Man I wish the things had directional arrows so you could assault the assailant.