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[vicarz]

Unghhhhhh when I decided to sleep with the windows open, because the weather is so nice and even the air quality cooperated, I hadn't counted on something catching a squirrel at 2am. Nature is a horrible horrible beast.

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[vicar.livejournal.com]

I like your animal world better than mine. I'm sure what I heard wasn't a dying squirrel, but the rare gyrations of a raccoon who had been pleasured in their g-spot for the first time.

At least I'm consistent

[vicar.livejournal.com]

Racist!

[eolh.livejournal.com]

I don't know about raccoons, but one time there were cats having sex outside of my window, and it sounded like one of them was dying. I found out later that apparently this is because male cats have spikes on their penises which tear at the vaginal wall of the female cat when they pull out.