One side, a moron; the other, an asshole

[vicarz]

All day I hear the microsoft animated character whooshing on one side of me. From the other, the man who fought for the window view and closes the blinds each and every day - his blackberry rings 3 times every time he receives an email (about every 3-5 minutes on average). Damn cubicle walls.

Comments

[mreraser.livejournal.com]

Is it the Microsoft Wizard, Paper clip or Doggie?

[detroitos.livejournal.com]

I feel your pain. I've got a heavy sigher to my right and a one finger typer to my left. My night sounds like.. *SIIIIGHHHH* *TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP* And I mean this guy taps the keys like he's trying to push them through the keyboard.Sometimes I think about using my letter opener in naughty ways.

[cweaselle.livejournal.com]

Is this where I ask you which side you are on?

[desiringmachine.livejournal.com]

my office symphony usually consists of no less than 3 different radio stations coming from other people's work stations :P


and i'm sorry you're not happy.

[bluvampr.livejournal.com]

blargh. i'm a cube wall away from this guy who talks to himself as he works. you know, guides himself through clicking on icons, says "okay!" every time he makes a selection, and whistles in the most annoyingly tuneless manner possible.

but he's a nice guy and he wears cool ties, so i can't hate him *too* much ;)

tImE to Go on VaCaTIon

[kuanyin00.livejournal.com]

my boss interrupted a redesignation process (rushed, no less, with repeated calls put in to Dep of State) because her daughter's purse, wallet, & shoes were stolen (along with her fake i.d.) from a bar.

i still don't get how the shoes were stolen.

i'm also confused on why my boss would help her daughter cancel credit cards, etc, when her kid was illegally parked in a bar drinking her face off on a fake I.D.

so glad i'm going away for a week. and then returning for one day, and then going away for another week to a conference.