http://ex-dasboot.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] ex-dasboot.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] vicarz 2008-04-24 05:43 pm (UTC)

I got chunks ah guys like you in my STOOL

SNL is probably my favorite show of all time. There are stretches where it was pretty lame, but overall I think it's one of the most consistently funny shows ever made.

Bring it down to homelessville! (Justin Timberlake as a shelter mascot)
I once saw a monkey give a bath to a cat. That's CRAZY! (Brian Fellow's Safari Planet)
Why don't you pop out that spacesuit, and let me see them big green space titties. (Astronaut Jones)
Now what happens when yur doin' a live nativity that no one shows up to? That is correct, it turns into a fartin' contest. The good news: I won. The bad news: I think I pushed a good deal of my pooty pucker out, and it went and ripped. I'm your medical ball of clay. Mold me. (Appalachian Emergency Room)

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