"WHY aren't you CALLING?" "It's fast enough for you...OLD...MAN" "The Jawa's walk side by side to hide their numbe- what the fuck is a Jawa?" "Because robots are strong and made of metal, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel" "Next issue, what number am I thinking? Jimmyjimjohnjackyboy Jarmandooo...WRONG! The correct answer was 482" "What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck, I can't remember how it ends, but you're mother's a whore." "Bill Brasky's family crest is a picture of a baracudda eating Neil Armstrong." "You're a fucking dog" "I don't know much about them Chinese, I know they stand about yay high and their women have sideways vaginas" "No, Antonio No! Is too sexy!" "........but I must" "Not only have I lost 65 pounds in four days, but guess what? I found out I'm the Devil! And I will wash over the Earth, and the seas will run red with the blood of sinners! I am reborn! And I've got YOU to thank, Jimmy Tango!" "It's not rocket science. It's a simple question, would you eat the moon if it was made out of barbecue spare ribs? I know I would, hell I'd have seconds and wash it down with a frosty budweiser."
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Date: 2008-04-24 04:55 pm (UTC)"It's fast enough for you...OLD...MAN"
"The Jawa's walk side by side to hide their numbe- what the fuck is a Jawa?"
"Because robots are strong and made of metal, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel"
"Next issue, what number am I thinking? Jimmyjimjohnjackyboy Jarmandooo...WRONG! The correct answer was 482"
"What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck, I can't remember how it ends, but you're mother's a whore."
"Bill Brasky's family crest is a picture of a baracudda eating Neil Armstrong."
"You're a fucking dog"
"I don't know much about them Chinese, I know they stand about yay high and their women have sideways vaginas"
"No, Antonio No! Is too sexy!" "........but I must"
"Not only have I lost 65 pounds in four days, but guess what? I found out I'm the Devil! And I will wash over the Earth, and the seas will run red with the blood of sinners! I am reborn! And I've got YOU to thank, Jimmy Tango!"
"It's not rocket science. It's a simple question, would you eat the moon if it was made out of barbecue spare ribs? I know I would, hell I'd have seconds and wash it down with a frosty budweiser."