vicarz: (Woodsy nipple)
vicarz ([personal profile] vicarz) wrote2007-11-16 07:33 pm

PICS TO FOLLOW

Oh. My. God. I'm turning gay. More gay. No more little bi boy, no kinda maybe, no comfortable suited fag, no - I'm going outrageous flaming gay. For me. I just...well this is sad actually, maybe I'm more Basedow silly than gay, but I just bought "Trunks." Kinda NSFW link here. They come in a package - isn't that redundant?

I. Am. So. Hawt! Good god...I'm also beneath my target weight for evening - 132.4 when I should be more around 135...but I look fawking fierce! That Basedow pose totally works too, leaning back, twisting around...what a rack!

But these trunk thingys...you can see my sweet ass dimples! Dayamn!

I can't believe I'm putting on jeans and a big floppy t-shirt to go out tonight!

[identity profile] vicar.livejournal.com 2007-11-17 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
I've felt jealous or envy too, but on a good day I just use it to motivate myself further. To have a better face and be taller.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_blackjack_/ 2007-11-17 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, it's not jealousy or envy. I wouldn't want to be that good-looking. It's just...unseemly for men to be that pretty.

[identity profile] vicar.livejournal.com 2007-11-17 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
and my fist...is like a penis...pounding into your soft flesh over and over again...