vicarz: (Woodsy nipple)
vicarz ([personal profile] vicarz) wrote2007-11-16 07:33 pm

PICS TO FOLLOW

Oh. My. God. I'm turning gay. More gay. No more little bi boy, no kinda maybe, no comfortable suited fag, no - I'm going outrageous flaming gay. For me. I just...well this is sad actually, maybe I'm more Basedow silly than gay, but I just bought "Trunks." Kinda NSFW link here. They come in a package - isn't that redundant?

I. Am. So. Hawt! Good god...I'm also beneath my target weight for evening - 132.4 when I should be more around 135...but I look fawking fierce! That Basedow pose totally works too, leaning back, twisting around...what a rack!

But these trunk thingys...you can see my sweet ass dimples! Dayamn!

I can't believe I'm putting on jeans and a big floppy t-shirt to go out tonight!

[identity profile] cweaselle.livejournal.com 2007-11-17 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
You barely way more than me. Thanks for pointing that out.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_blackjack_/ 2007-11-17 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, at least you're not wearing these. Yet.
Edited 2007-11-17 01:31 (UTC)

[identity profile] vicar.livejournal.com 2007-11-17 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
I'm really not into the marble bag look. But my god look at him...hel-lo nurse!

Oh cool! I'm editing a post! Huzzah!
Edited 2007-11-17 01:59 (UTC)

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_blackjack_/ 2007-11-17 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
I'm really not into the marble bag look.

Or as I like to say, Honoré de Ball-sack.

But my god look at him...hel-lo nurse!

See, guys that good looking I just want to punch in the face. Ugly them up a bit.

[identity profile] vicar.livejournal.com 2007-11-17 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
I've felt jealous or envy too, but on a good day I just use it to motivate myself further. To have a better face and be taller.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_blackjack_/ 2007-11-17 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, it's not jealousy or envy. I wouldn't want to be that good-looking. It's just...unseemly for men to be that pretty.

[identity profile] vicar.livejournal.com 2007-11-17 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
and my fist...is like a penis...pounding into your soft flesh over and over again...
ashbet: (Intent)

[personal profile] ashbet 2007-11-17 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
I have to admit that I think *most* guys look hot in those, as opposed to other underwear types . . . (not really sure what I'm getting at here, other than that these are the Most Acceptable Male Underwear According To Ashbet.)

They have the desired effect on girls, too, apparently ^_^

-- A :)

[identity profile] vicar.livejournal.com 2007-11-17 11:41 am (UTC)(link)
Whoa...this icon would not be cool if I was at work :(
ashbet: (XsForEyes)

[personal profile] ashbet 2007-11-17 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I'm sorry, hon . . . you're talking about penis pounding flesh in the comments, I didn't think a pic that doesn't show more than a billboard-sized perfume ad would be an issue :/

Will keep that in mind! Feel free to screen the post if it's an issue . . .

-- A <3

[identity profile] lightbringer23.livejournal.com 2007-11-17 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
Lol, "packaging".