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[vicarz]

Are you a homo!?
I arrived early to my bar character interview, and decided to walk through the buildings nearby to see if there happened to be a post office. On the way there, I was passed by a schoolbus full of elementary school kids. The windows were open, and a voice yelled from inside "Hey you!" I turned and looked at the kids, smiled. "Are you a homo!?" The kids pealed with laughter and ducked further into the recesses of the bus. I beamed and smiled, saying "Yes!" This confused them. Another kid, probably thinking I didn't hear the abusive question, called "Are you a homo!?" "Of course," I answered, "Thanks for asking. Aren't you?" I smiled more, while a bunch of the braver kids approached the window and hurled less throught out insults with...oddly the english V flipping off symbol.

At first I thought my character interview was uneventful, but on the way home I realized that the legal profession is part of a wide and vast conspiracy with huge funding to keep it afloat. The character interview was a sham - the real character test was seeing if I would leap from the sidewalk and physically assault a group of elementary school kids. While morally justifiable, it would not have been a boon to the status of legal professionals in the state of MD. I guess I passed.