Pissy much? "Faire starts soon, for those of you who like to run around in the mud wearing $500 costumes instead of making your body itself attractive." You do realize, my sparkling little meat puppet (or is that poppet?) that there are those (few, all too few) who work at their bodies as well as pay too much for their garb? True, few compare with your own rock-hard abs, but I would merely remind you that it is not an "either or" binary equation. Unfortunately, given your slim though cut build, your prodigious endowments would be hidden in the folds of Elizabethan cloth or Tudor hose.
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"Faire starts soon, for those of you who like to run around in the mud wearing $500 costumes instead of making your body itself attractive."
You do realize, my sparkling little meat puppet (or is that poppet?) that there are those (few, all too few) who work at their bodies as well as pay too much for their garb? True, few compare with your own rock-hard abs, but I would merely remind you that it is not an "either or" binary equation. Unfortunately, given your slim though cut build, your prodigious endowments would be hidden in the folds of Elizabethan cloth or Tudor hose.