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[vicarz]

I always said my old condo was ghetto. Technically, here in a street-facing top floor unit, I'm in the penthouse of the building. I've started referring to this as the "ghetto penthouse" but the gf does not approve. So I solicit your vote:

[Poll #939671]

I also want to point out that I completely disagree with Savage this week, as he advised that when someone dies you stop masturbating over their image. I think classic sepia-tone porn is utterly hot, and part of the magic is that these people have lived lives and died, but that this sexuality was captured in film. Savage belives that every time you blow your wad, you do it with some inkling in your reptilian brain that says you may actually get to fuck them. Fuck that - there are clearly people in my maturbatory rolodex that I would not bop given the chance. Anna Nicole - not in there, but hey whatever floats you.

So, as a reminder - I consider myself perfectly fair game for fantasy material. That's right, I give full masturbatory rights to those of you who care to read my writing, my friends, my lovers of all eras...feel free to use me as material. Spank away. You can imagine me rude, submissive, with unlikely partnerships, groups, situations, and even costumes. I grant you that completely guilt-free. Just um...well use discretion if, when, and how you ever tell me about the material. I may not want to know the details.

Comments

[dhairya.livejournal.com]

This entire post is just wrong kissing wrong's butt. Although I'm rather giggly at the idea that someone, somewhere is t o u c h i n g themselves and thinking of you. Dressed up like Anna Nicole. Dressed up like Anna Nicole who is dressed up like a Zebra. And rolling around in chocolate pudding. Shackled.


I hate "house names", and think they're pretty lame, unless the house gains some kind of reputation over time through it's residents or some infamous quality; kind of like how K&S lovingly refer to their house as "backstage", because oh gods, it really really is one big prop room.

[sunnyfunny.livejournal.com]

GP

[grymnir.livejournal.com]

1) Pentto
2) Ghetthouse
3) Mordor

So, you've made yourself "fair use," after a fashion, but not quite "open source" yet?

Hmm, since IFC has 'grindhouse' already taken, I think your new place should be called the "SpankHouse." But then people will wonder if Sister Ursula works there on weekends or not...and I just don't see you into liquid latex...until after the bar.

[turbogrrl.livejournal.com]

you should have seen him covered in paint the other weekend....

I'll be in my bunk.

[vicar.livejournal.com]

Aw! And I didn't even have to kiss a girl at the ship's door.

You know I just went running with my painting shorts...

[grymnir.livejournal.com]

I can't resist...
Then what were you wearing?
[now, if you replace "with" using "in" or "wearing" you may achieve the bunk-inspiring moment. Of course, this is assuming they are Daisy Dukes and you've been going in for your regular Brazilian Nuts cleaning. *shudder*]

[lightbringer23.livejournal.com]

That's hilarious, when other kids were stealing their dad's Playboys, I found Dad's Penthouse Variations stash. I think that contributed to my becoming a moderately weird guy in my tastes as well as making me appreciate text rather than visual porn.

[lightbringer23.livejournal.com]

Wicked, bad, naughty Rikk.

[funkergirl.livejournal.com]

Ghetto pod...

[djpsyche.livejournal.com]

I disagreed as well, for instance what if I have fantasies about David Bowie circa 1973 (purely hypothetically, of course), but if the actual real David Bowie walked in the door I'd say thanks but you're too old. What is the difference if the real David Bowie died, DB circa 1973 fantasies are now banned? You're still going back in time regardless.

[shesquint.livejournal.com]

Why not Ghetto Pentpod?

[vicar.livejournal.com]

I blame porn for my sexuality and literacy. Damn them both...damn them both to hell!

I noticed that it the trashrooms of the Mills Choice apts, we had a porn recycling thing going on - when guys threw out their mags, they just put them beside the trash cans. I think every 9-12 year old boy knew that.

[vicar.livejournal.com]

It's hard to mix p's like that. Pent...Pod.