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We've set a wonderful precedent
Ok this war in Iraq will be no big deal. Yeah, there will be some civilian casualties, but they will be minimal due to our efforts, and almost all that occur will be credited to Sadam's intentional dragging them in. This is so cool! We are going to totally kick his ass - I saw it on TV.
I'm already over this war and looking for the next one. I LIKE THE PRECEDENT OF PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKES!!! We have a war on drugs, you know. Did you know that Canadians come to this country illegally? Our border with them is huge, and while us god-fearing americuhns do our very best to keep those northern maggots out, those gay marrying pot-legalizing hippies up north are not so vigilant. They don’t patrol their border worth a shit, drugs are LEGAL up there, gays are LEGAL too, and tons of those freakish Canadians just waltz over the border any old time they like. Some even steal our health care, at taxpayer expense (despite the free medical care they are given, which isn’t as good as ours since doctors work for monies).
Then there's Mexico. They have NEVER abided by the terms we let them surrender with after the Mexican American war, and lately they're keeping more water from the Rio Grande than allowed by recent treaty. Water is a life-blood down in Texas, and while we have made the terms of our treaty quite generous - they selfishly refuse to abide by them. It's not clear if their leaders willfully disregard the terms, or if they lack the ability to control their little brown people. They come over here in droves, not even learning ENGWISH while they steal jobs away from god-fearing patriotic americuhns. These maggots are bussing tables, doing construction, painting houses, cleaining office buildings, running dry-cleaners, cooking food...all the things americuhns could be doing. They drive the price of labor down. I'm not sure who's hiring these people, or who lets them do all this stuff for money...probably other imigrants who have no love for the fabric of our economy. There should be a law right now - no english gits your ass the hell outta here. God first, english next, or no americuh.
Some stoopid hippies will argue that these illegals pay taxes, in fact more taxes than the average americuhn because all employers take taxes out of your paycheck, and asking for them back would be like running a red flag up in front of the INS screaming “ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT HERE!!!” Well to them I say, they have their sneaky little ways! They’re not too smart, and they’re lazy – but they do know how to sneak around. It’s all they do! We learned that in WW2. One minute they’re all cute and serving some freakish food to your family, the next that knife flies right out of Benihana and into the back of a citizen! It’s just not right, I tell you. Taxes schmaxes, they should be held in special camps and monitored to keep them … well they shouldn’t be allowed to be citizens anyway. They lost the damn war, send em back to where they came from.
We hate to take action, but the number of illegal immigrants in this country is testimony to the fact that we need to take more direct control of our borders. Just because we let many become citizens, it’s not the same. You shouldn’t be a citizen unless you are born here – the way it’s always been. Except for a few Indians, all Americuhns are born here, and are white. Indians are basically white anyway, and at least those other colors are part of the US in a way. We shouldn’t even let in anyone that doesn’t already speak English, and never let anyone run around with some stupid rag over their head. That’s just wrong, and shows they’re still primitive and shouldn’t be here. I mean whites have always been here, and this land is a god-given English speaking place – always has been, always will be. Well there were the natives, but they’re part of us now, and we won because we were supposed to. Not our fault they weren’t civilized!
Canada or Mexico – both have civilians that need our assistance, but which one do we hit first? Either way, they clearly only exist because of us, and it’s long past time we took the time to reach out to our neighbors and give them the opportunity to be with us. They don’t deserve citizenship and all, as for some reason they have chosen not to be born as Americuhn citizens, but there is no reason we can’t tuck them under our wing and save them from their present leadership.
I'm already over this war and looking for the next one. I LIKE THE PRECEDENT OF PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKES!!! We have a war on drugs, you know. Did you know that Canadians come to this country illegally? Our border with them is huge, and while us god-fearing americuhns do our very best to keep those northern maggots out, those gay marrying pot-legalizing hippies up north are not so vigilant. They don’t patrol their border worth a shit, drugs are LEGAL up there, gays are LEGAL too, and tons of those freakish Canadians just waltz over the border any old time they like. Some even steal our health care, at taxpayer expense (despite the free medical care they are given, which isn’t as good as ours since doctors work for monies).
Then there's Mexico. They have NEVER abided by the terms we let them surrender with after the Mexican American war, and lately they're keeping more water from the Rio Grande than allowed by recent treaty. Water is a life-blood down in Texas, and while we have made the terms of our treaty quite generous - they selfishly refuse to abide by them. It's not clear if their leaders willfully disregard the terms, or if they lack the ability to control their little brown people. They come over here in droves, not even learning ENGWISH while they steal jobs away from god-fearing patriotic americuhns. These maggots are bussing tables, doing construction, painting houses, cleaining office buildings, running dry-cleaners, cooking food...all the things americuhns could be doing. They drive the price of labor down. I'm not sure who's hiring these people, or who lets them do all this stuff for money...probably other imigrants who have no love for the fabric of our economy. There should be a law right now - no english gits your ass the hell outta here. God first, english next, or no americuh.
Some stoopid hippies will argue that these illegals pay taxes, in fact more taxes than the average americuhn because all employers take taxes out of your paycheck, and asking for them back would be like running a red flag up in front of the INS screaming “ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT HERE!!!” Well to them I say, they have their sneaky little ways! They’re not too smart, and they’re lazy – but they do know how to sneak around. It’s all they do! We learned that in WW2. One minute they’re all cute and serving some freakish food to your family, the next that knife flies right out of Benihana and into the back of a citizen! It’s just not right, I tell you. Taxes schmaxes, they should be held in special camps and monitored to keep them … well they shouldn’t be allowed to be citizens anyway. They lost the damn war, send em back to where they came from.
We hate to take action, but the number of illegal immigrants in this country is testimony to the fact that we need to take more direct control of our borders. Just because we let many become citizens, it’s not the same. You shouldn’t be a citizen unless you are born here – the way it’s always been. Except for a few Indians, all Americuhns are born here, and are white. Indians are basically white anyway, and at least those other colors are part of the US in a way. We shouldn’t even let in anyone that doesn’t already speak English, and never let anyone run around with some stupid rag over their head. That’s just wrong, and shows they’re still primitive and shouldn’t be here. I mean whites have always been here, and this land is a god-given English speaking place – always has been, always will be. Well there were the natives, but they’re part of us now, and we won because we were supposed to. Not our fault they weren’t civilized!
Canada or Mexico – both have civilians that need our assistance, but which one do we hit first? Either way, they clearly only exist because of us, and it’s long past time we took the time to reach out to our neighbors and give them the opportunity to be with us. They don’t deserve citizenship and all, as for some reason they have chosen not to be born as Americuhn citizens, but there is no reason we can’t tuck them under our wing and save them from their present leadership.
Nuke Canadia First
Illegal Immigrants Seek to Drive Legally
Commentary should flow nicely with the rest of the post.
(Lets see if that subject can entice Kelowna to respond. BTW - LJ likes the spelling of Canadia, so it must be totally accepted now!)
Re: Nuke Canadia First
Re: Nuke Canadia First
but i've long since given up explaining anything to ignorant Americans. i just tee-hee a whole lot, bitch a whole lot, rant and rave a whole lot and by doing so i manage to fit in and squeeze just enough under the radar.
go. me!
--kelowna
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He looked at me and said "Boy, you're our kind of man."
Lets fight Israel!
They have weapon's of mass distruction, a questionable human rights record, and they've been in violation of UN resolution 242 for something like 25 years! LETS KILL KILL KILL!
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::beats self senseless::
That'll teach me!
Why stop there?
They don't want us to ruin their land for the sake of oil.
How Un-americuhn.
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heh. thank you Jose. that made me laugh out loud ;)
--kelowna