the angle doesn't flatter your face. the rest of you is...you know. i would say i'm jealous but i don't really want your body because then i wouldn't have tits anymore and they're fun. but i want your body. there. i said it.
Boobies! Um.. muscle boobies, not man boobies. Though technically I suppose they *are* man boobies, but they're muscley man boobies. But you can't say "man boobies" without thinking of something way less perky that that. Hm.
hahahhahhha well to all the people who complain about the composition of the pic, they need to realize that it's cropped from another pic to make J look like he's a nekkid wood nymph-o! fuck licking... ***Bite*** ***pinch*** ***scratch*** ***hair pull***
Actually I *am* going to be in DC-ish area the last week of next month. Flying into BWI and staying with a friend in Laurel and visiting family in Gaithersburg. I was gonna see if you were opposed to meeting since we have similar tastes in music and you frequent places I might like, but you are really hard to catch on AIM. **gratiuitous fellatio**
AhAHHahAHHAhAHHAha sorry, it was there, hanging from the tree, ripe and ready to be picked (the oralsex ref)
awkward? anymore awkward than the usual drunken shouting over loud music in a crowded bar? honey i wasn't planning on coming over for Sunday dinner at your parent's house ;-) akward social interactions are always less so with a little liquid courage :-D the only part that *will* suck is that we won't have small talk since i already know what you do and vice versa
You went hiking?!?! And you didn't invite me or at least tell me about it? I'm bummed. Not really. I know you have your own life.
Oh the poll.. Well the tree is in the center, so I think it is a perfect icon. Well, the tree could be more visible (read bigger). Oh, oh, you were wondering about you.
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Nipple is always good.
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Gay though.
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"Dial 1 888 MTN MANN: Meet hot, single, sweaty, mud-encrusted, buff hill dwellers from Colorado to West Virginia"
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MY EYES
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I do have tits, thank you. They might not be boobies, but they're tits :)
Say it again! Want me (or at least my body)!
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Muscley Boy Boobies!
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I actually love criticism though - honest opinions rock, and LJ is the horrid land of disingenuous *HUGZ*
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Oh hell yeah - it will be extremely awkward and I'm all for it. I used to live in G'burg, how sp00ky! I could even show you one of our silly clubs :)
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awkward? anymore awkward than the usual drunken shouting over loud music in a crowded bar? honey i wasn't planning on coming over for Sunday dinner at your parent's house ;-) akward social interactions are always less so with a little liquid courage :-D the only part that *will* suck is that we won't have small talk since i already know what you do and vice versa
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Oh the poll..
Well the tree is in the center, so I think it is a perfect icon. Well, the tree could be more visible (read bigger). Oh, oh, you were wondering about you.
-- Bitch
(you look good)
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