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Apr. 23rd, 2005 07:38 amEvery ex I have should be an ex. Every person I could have been friends with but am not is not a great loss. I would do each and every one over again, and not change a thing except perhaps to cut them off sooner. I don't regret one relationship that didn't make it, and yet I wish more had.
In other news I've noticed how many friends are fighting or have recently failed relationships. This annoys me - it's spring, and you people should be so horny that you fuck up and get into an unhealthy relationship, unaware that the basis for that relationship is proximity and the overwhelming desire to fuck. That way, I get to giggle hysterically when by the end of summer you hate them and the person they are fucking now even more, while they hate you and the person you are fucking even more. This entertains me.
That might sound cruel to you, but perhaps it is time to explain to you who I am exactly. I am god. As god, I get assaulted with a lot of annoying little paradoxes. One that I find annoying is the whole "Can god limit his own power?" Well, you know the answer - me. I exist as both god the almighty, and in this limited human form. This short, plain, not-so-bright, middle to low ability in anything form, this is how god created me/myself. I am limited, hell very limited, yet I am the almighty. There, paradox solved. Now shut up and start fucking - I want to be entertained.
I've learned a lot as this limited form, the depth of frustration, the desire to achieve in lieu of the ability to actually do it - it's quite amusing. This form has actually developed a propensity for pain, finding even pleasure requires a measure of pain to be truly enjoyed. That's amusing, choosing pain over pleasure while still seeking pleasure - hell that's very entertaining.
You know who really annoy me? Sexless religious folks. Boy are they barking up the wrong tree. They fail to entertain me, and by trying to get others to follow in their folly they aggravate me. It's not good to aggravate god. Fight sex and capitalize my name and you're not exactly on my good side.
By the way, capitalizing my name does not impress me or make me feel respected. There is almost an inverse relationship between who caps my name, types my name in all caps, and whom I appreciate.
In other news I've noticed how many friends are fighting or have recently failed relationships. This annoys me - it's spring, and you people should be so horny that you fuck up and get into an unhealthy relationship, unaware that the basis for that relationship is proximity and the overwhelming desire to fuck. That way, I get to giggle hysterically when by the end of summer you hate them and the person they are fucking now even more, while they hate you and the person you are fucking even more. This entertains me.
That might sound cruel to you, but perhaps it is time to explain to you who I am exactly. I am god. As god, I get assaulted with a lot of annoying little paradoxes. One that I find annoying is the whole "Can god limit his own power?" Well, you know the answer - me. I exist as both god the almighty, and in this limited human form. This short, plain, not-so-bright, middle to low ability in anything form, this is how god created me/myself. I am limited, hell very limited, yet I am the almighty. There, paradox solved. Now shut up and start fucking - I want to be entertained.
I've learned a lot as this limited form, the depth of frustration, the desire to achieve in lieu of the ability to actually do it - it's quite amusing. This form has actually developed a propensity for pain, finding even pleasure requires a measure of pain to be truly enjoyed. That's amusing, choosing pain over pleasure while still seeking pleasure - hell that's very entertaining.
You know who really annoy me? Sexless religious folks. Boy are they barking up the wrong tree. They fail to entertain me, and by trying to get others to follow in their folly they aggravate me. It's not good to aggravate god. Fight sex and capitalize my name and you're not exactly on my good side.
By the way, capitalizing my name does not impress me or make me feel respected. There is almost an inverse relationship between who caps my name, types my name in all caps, and whom I appreciate.
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Date: 2005-04-23 02:22 pm (UTC)Drop and give me 20. One-armed. Over candles.
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Date: 2005-04-23 03:01 pm (UTC)The two are not mutually exclusive. I seem to remember hitting on a friend of mine last night. ;-)
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Date: 2005-04-23 03:56 pm (UTC)I think you have hit my tongue in cheek delusions of grandeur on the head as well;)
Even though I may or may not be that different than the rest of the people in the world I live in..... my perspective sure is;)
I may be 100% human in every respect, but that is just coincidence because I'm certainly not human:P